Column 1     Column 2     Column 3

0.  integrated 0.  management 0.  options
1.  total 1.  organizational 1.  flexibility
2.  systematized 2.  monitored 2.  capability
3.  parallel 3.  reciprocal 3.  mobility
4.  functional 4.  digital 4.  programming
5.  responsive 5.  logistical 5.  concept
6.  optimal 6.  transitional 6.  time-phase
7.  synchronized 7.  incremental 7.  projection
8.  compatible 8.  third-generation 8.  hardware
9.  balanced 9.  policy 9.  contingency


This gem was given to me years ago and I wanted to pass it along - least it be forgotten.

We used it to write impressive reports to the systems analyst and "E-Ring" experts in the Pentagon.

It all started as a TIC (Tongue-In-Cheek) aid for preparing speeches and briefings, etc.

The new invention, known as a "Buzzphrase Generator," gives its prime practitioners what amounts to instant expertise on matters pertaining to defense.

The "Buzzphrase Generator" consists of three columns of buzzwords numbered zero to nine.


The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number at random. Then select the corresponding buzzword from each column. Put them together and PRESTO! You sound just like you know what you're talking about.

Try it !!


Compatible policy projection


 Responsive third-generation programming


Don't be afraid to use the "Generator" on your local Government Officials. It works on them too !